Yep, 'tis da troof!

No joke folks, yours truly is going to be a dad. You think you're shocked? Trust me, Sheryl (aka Shirl) and me are still floored... and we've known for almost a full month now.

As weird crap comes up, I'll be talking about it here. Sheryl puking and not being able to poop will be blogged about. Those will be can't miss posts, I can imagine. All of the scary crap I learn about, you'll get some info pertaining to it. Genetic testing? Yep.. as fun as watching The Exorcist on acid... and I'll talk about it when we get there. Yay.

So this is just the first intro post. NOBODY has a clue this is even live yet... right? If you find this somehow, more power to ya. You now know our dirty lil' secret... I'm a baby daddy. Shirl is "in a family way". Knocked up, whatever. What you won't ever here me say is this: "we" are pregnant. I didn't fail biology. I know how this shit works. I'm not preggo, I just have a beer belly.